alicexz: The “get these fucking prints out of my sight” giveaway So, I have an Epson Stylus Photo R3000 printer I use it for the high-quality 13”x19” Limited Ed. prints in my official shop but recently it has been out to make my head explode by casually putting a random ink splotch on otherwise perfect prints I am seething with rage!!!!! because it only happens randomly so I don’t know what’s wrong and also I use very expensive paper and ink SO EACH TINY SPLATTER costs me a fuckload I don’t want to throw out the prints because they look fine otherwise but I also can’t look at them any longer cause THEY ARE FAILURES AND MAKE ME SO ANGRY!!!! People who follow me on Twitter can attest to my total meltdown and tantrum because of this They’ve suggested that I sell them as discounted Artist’s Proofs or something but INSTEAD I am going to do a giveaway Next Saturday, March 16th, I will pick one or two losers winners to receive these prints free of charge. They normally cost $80-$95, and I don’t sell some of these pieces anywhere else, so I figure if anyone wants ‘em and doesn’t mind the imperfections… The prints are 13”x19” and will be signed and dated and marked “PROOF.” I’ll ship anywhere. I don’t fucking care how many times you reblog But try and reblog at least once because the goal is that maybe someone who sees this post is a Printer Whisperer and can tell me why the fuck my printer is being such a douchebag I don’t fucking care if you’re following me Get these fuckiNG FAILURES out of my sight!!!!11

alicexz:

The “get these fucking prints out of my sight” giveaway

  • So, I have an Epson Stylus Photo R3000 printer
  • I use it for the high-quality 13”x19” Limited Ed. prints in my official shop but recently it has been out to make my head explode by casually putting a random ink splotch on otherwise perfect prints
  • I am seething with rage!!!!! because it only happens randomly so I don’t know what’s wrong and also I use very expensive paper and ink SO EACH TINY SPLATTER costs me a fuckload
  • I don’t want to throw out the prints because they look fine otherwise but I also can’t look at them any longer cause THEY ARE FAILURES AND MAKE ME SO ANGRY!!!!
  • People who follow me on Twitter can attest to my total meltdown and tantrum because of this
  • They’ve suggested that I sell them as discounted Artist’s Proofs or something but INSTEAD I am going to do a giveaway
  • Next Saturday, March 16th, I will pick one or two losers winners to receive these prints free of charge. They normally cost $80-$95, and I don’t sell some of these pieces anywhere else, so I figure if anyone wants ‘em and doesn’t mind the imperfections…
  • The prints are 13”x19” and will be signed and dated and marked “PROOF.” I’ll ship anywhere.
  • I don’t fucking care how many times you reblog
  • But try and reblog at least once because the goal is that maybe someone who sees this post is a Printer Whisperer and can tell me why the fuck my printer is being such a douchebag
  • I don’t fucking care if you’re following me
  • Get these fuckiNG FAILURES out of my sight!!!!11

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My new bonnets $15

My new sun hats! These are perfect for the insane sun we get in my town, or any town for that matter They’re $26

My new line of visors available for $14. Upon request though, they’re not on my Etsy

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spiral-staircase-to-the-cloud: Oh #look I’m cooking up something #new. I hope to have a booth at the #farmersmarket this year

spiral-staircase-to-the-cloud:

Oh #look I’m cooking up something #new. I hope to have a booth at the #farmersmarket this year

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OH MY GOD, you guys are just so amazing. I want to thank you for all the watches, favs and re-blogs, it means a lot to me. Keep being awesome! (DFTBA)

Spiderman Bowtie!! Bowtie comissions are OPEN. Sadly, this one was a comission and I only had enough for one. Ask me about other bowties!

Spiderman Bowtie!! Bowtie comissions are OPEN. Sadly, this one was a comission and I only had enough for one. Ask me about other bowties!

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Yeah! Thanks for bearing with me while I have no internet, it’s hard but somehow I’m living. I’m on a family members computer atm. This is my newest creation!! I was forced to get a new backpack this year, (it was much needed) and I wanted something special. Because I live in a small town and didn’t want to spent $80+ on a backpack that pretty much meant I had to do it myself. I followed a lovely tutorial, which I have saved on my (crashed) computer, but which was apparently easy to find [link]. I watched Iron Man 1+2 for the first time while painting the Galaxy part. Upon realizing that Galaxy stuff was hipster I had to make it clear I was a nerd, so I added a couple nerdy things. The DFTBA being one. Chances are that is you like Doctor Who/are a nerd and you don`t know what that means you are missing out [link], I highly recommend you check ot out. I put it there because I have a feeling it will come in very handy. I also made that tardis, it is my smallest Tardis to date, it took freakishly long. I was watching Supernatural, which probably slowed me down but still. This entire thing (tardis and painting) took 8+ hours. Which was devided pretty evenly. I should mention, I didn’t make the danglys, they are from claires and disney land Please continue to bear with me until I have regular internet back! Oh and, DFTBA




Yeah! Thanks for bearing with me while I have no internet, it’s hard but somehow I’m living. I’m on a family members computer atm. This is my newest creation!! I was forced to get a new backpack this year, (it was much needed) and I wanted something special. Because I live in a small town and didn’t want to spent $80+ on a backpack that pretty much meant I had to do it myself. I followed a lovely tutorial, which I have saved on my (crashed) computer, but which was apparently easy to find [link]. I watched Iron Man 1+2 for the first time while painting the Galaxy part. Upon realizing that Galaxy stuff was hipster I had to make it clear I was a nerd, so I added a couple nerdy things. The DFTBA being one. Chances are that is you like Doctor Who/are a nerd and you don`t know what that means you are missing out [link], I highly recommend you check ot out. I put it there because I have a feeling it will come in very handy. I also made that tardis, it is my smallest Tardis to date, it took freakishly long. I was watching Supernatural, which probably slowed me down but still. This entire thing (tardis and painting) took 8+ hours. Which was devided pretty evenly. I should mention, I didn’t make the danglys, they are from claires and disney land
Please continue to bear with me until I have regular internet back! Oh and, DFTBA

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